Office Jokes - Brains on the ass

Bob:

Are you coming in today?

Bill:
dont think so dude
i have conjunctivits
will text u the day I want to start coming ok?

Bob:
ok ok
hope youre wearing goggles

Bill:
lol
yeah

Bob:
on your ass

Bill:
is that where you get conjunctivitis lol!
hahaha

Bob:
Well, I thought your eyes were on your ass
thats what I always thought

Bill:
thats better than having brains in your ass
like you
lol

Bob:
Brains work anywhere on your body ...imagine you ....seeing other's asses all the time

Software Jokes - Reproducible Incident

A physicist, an engineer and a programmer were in a car driving over a steep alpine pass when the brakes failed. The car was getting faster and faster, they were struggling to get round the corners and once or twice only the feeble crash barrier saved them from crashing down the side of the mountain. They were sure they were all going to die, when suddenly they spotted an escape lane. They pulled into the escape lane, and came safely to a halt.

The physicist said "We need to model the friction in the brake pads and the resultant temperature rise, see if we can work out why they failed".

The engineer said "I think I've got a few spanners in the back. I'll take a look and see if I can work out what's wrong".

The programmer said "Why don't we get going again and see if it's reproducible?"

Software Joke - Hardware problem

I was in the computer lab, and another student couldn't get her mouse working. I asked her to check the cable. That fixed the problem. I asked why she didn't think of that, and she responded with, "I'm in software, That's a hardware problem".

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