Indian English: English dialogues in South Indian Films (Asian)

1) U can study and get any certificates. But u cannot get ur death certificate

2) U may have AIRTEL or Virgin connection but when u sneeze you ll say HUTCH

3 ) U can bcome an engineer if u study in engineering college. U cannot become a president if you study in Presidency College

4 ) U can expect a BUS from a BUS stop ... you cannot expect a FULL from FULL stop.

5) A mechanical engineer can bcom a mechanic but a software engineer cannot becom a software

6 ) U can find tea in teacup. But cannot find world in world cup

7) U can find keys in Keyboard but u cannot find mother in motherboard.

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